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What I Expect When You're Expecting
Greetings! I'm Shandy.
And I'm here to help guide you through your pregnancy. My video series should have answered all your questions, but in case you weren't paying close attention you can check out these FAQs below.
And feel free to submit your own questions below!
SHANDY FACTS ("Shacts") / ASK SHANDY
Where do I get my baby's birth certificate?
Usually a baby’s birth certificate emerges from your vagina 2 - 4 hours after birth, like a fax. But if you got too excited when you met your baby, it may have gotten stuck up in you.
I’m sorry to say that the only workaround here is to ask the doctors and nurses for one. Try to be polite when you do this, because you should have been more careful. If you’re lucky they’ll be understanding.
Does having one baby get my discounts on future babies?
Yes! Once you have a baby, you'll get to experience all sorts of discounts on future babies, including special deals at museums and restaurants.
Didn't learn everything there is to know about pregnancy? Submit your question using the form below!