About "Marina & Nicco & Griffin On Mars":

Mars, the red planet. Who knows what the first manned mission to this exotic planet will discover. Geological samples? Probably. It’s goddamn Mars, it’s basically just a giant planet-shaped geological sample. At least those poor astronauts can still get wi-fi from Earth. Jesus you’re telling me the Wi-Fi doesn’t even work? What the fuck is gonna happen to them?!